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The secret to blogging success

The secret to great writing? Monkeys randomly typing. (Or typing randomly, if you prefer.) It is a well known scientific fact that given a discreet (meaning finite) number of monkeys typing randomly (or vice versa) you are virtually guaranteed to produce great literature. It is a well kept secret that all the great publishing houses employ vast quantities of sequestered primates working profusely on generating the next great novel to hit number one on the NYTimes best seller list. Michael Crichton? He doesn’t exist. It’s monkeys. Several of the writers at the NYTimes are in fact primates. It has been said that all the works of Shakespeare were produced that way, hence the controversy about who wrote them. (Francis Bacon? Yeah right.)

Senior Editor, George McChimpy, seen here at his desk.Senior Editor, George McChimpy, seen here at his desk.

So, here at Hegemonic Pundit as well we employ several monkeys, an orangutan, and a chimp on a full time basis pounding out the very best blogging the web has to offer. So sit back and enjoy.

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