Elvis, Illoominated master
Elvis is alive. He is currently part of the highest echelons in our Vast Right Wing Conspiracytm called the Illoominati. After faking his own death in order to pursue his Illoominati work without the hindering contraints of fame Elvis has continued to rise up the ‘corporate’ ladder as it were. Truth is, he started pretty high up to start with, but hey, he’s the King right?
He hasn’t given up music by any means and still puts on a great show. He’s usually the main act at the annual company picnic. He’s even cut a new album.
Elvis loves to play jokes and just went on and on about this marketing campaign by Elvis Enterprises. Yes, Elvis, we know everyone thinks you’re dead and you’re putting up billboards basically admitting you’re alive. Ha ha. Very funny. Even after the 32nd thousandth time you mentioned it.
