Offices at Illoominati Headquarters
As a committed member of the global conspiracy called the Illoominati, (14th degree, level 7 Neo-Con), I have been helping to plan the domination of the world and participating in the daily manipulation of the lives of it’s inhabitants. Ultimately we are working toward the day when we, the Illoominati, can openly rule the world with a tyranical fist of iron. Muhhahahaahahhahaahahhah!!!!!
Until then we will content ourselves with arranging invasions of oil countries, making fun of the french, and messing with the castaways on Lost. It’s a very fulfilling calling I must say.
My main web address for ‘disinformation propagation’ is at Hegemonic.org. I know, a little obvious isn’t it? The funny thing is that it doesn’t matter in the slightest… the best place to hide is always in plain sight. No one will ever suspect until it’s too late.
The Hegemonic.org offices are located in the Illoominati headquarters (in a location I am not at liberty to disclose for obvious reasons). Using the club’s offices would be completely impractical if it weren’t for the use of one of the older Third Reich Nazi Flying Saucers from the end of WWII. Of course since I am not in the upper echelons I don’t get issued any of the new and improved reverse engineered models Americans made after bringing all the Nazi scientists to New Mexico. But I digress… It’s unfortunate that I cannot reveal many details about our offices because they are quite fascinating.
Chairman Sir Isaac Newton says that establishing the base here on the moon was inevitable once he had discovered the secret to anti-gravity. Oh, whoops. I guess I wasn’t supposed to let that slip. Anywho…
I know you’re asking how can Isaac Newton still be alive, right? Well, it’s a long long story about alchemy and the secrets of Solomon’s Temple passed down by the Freemasons… send me an email if you’re interested in hearing the story. By the way try to do it before 2060.
Now that I’ve let the cat out of the bag I guess I should explain a little to give you some context for understanding what this is all about.
Who are the Illoominati?
The Illoominati are the group of men and women who control everything behind the scenes. Similiar to the Stonecutters from the Simpsons but much more non-cartoonish. The world bank, the United Nations, black helicopters, etc, etc… it’s all under the control of a massive conspiracy to keep you poor and stupid as well as manipulating world events for hundreds of years.
Knight Templars, Inc.
Our modern incarnation of the Illoominati really begins with the financial empire constructed by the Knights Templar. Foreshadowing the later witchhunts of capitalist empires the King of France attempted to dismantle and execute the Knights Templar (could have had something to do with all the money he owed them) the descendants of those who escaped this persecution formed the Illoominati in order to safegaurd humanity from the wanton excesses of our earthly rulers. A task that was to become much harder in the next few hundred years.
Read more about the Illoominati.
