UFO’s

You or someone you know may have seen a strange craft flying through the sky that was not apparently a conventional aircraft.

The truth is that flying saucers are real. The one I use daily for my commute to work is somewhat secondhand, being an older model developed by the Nazi’s with the help of the Vril and Reptilians, but it gets me from here to there and back again. (Well, most of the time. It’s been breaking down unexpectedly now and then.)

As you can see, here in this picture to the left, I’m clearly waving to the camera from my saucer.

The older model isn’t tricked out like the newer ones. But since I’m not as high up in the organization I don’t get to fly the latest models too often. There’s no jaccuzi in mine, for instance. Karl Rove and Mr. Presley get all the plush perks.